How would you describe
A straight male artist
Who found ways to put
Naked women everywhere in his art
And justified them if challenged?
How close is your list
To a list you would have
To describe Gustav Klimt
As he did just that?
How is your list different
From one for a gay artist
Who found ways to put
Naked men everywhere in his art
And justified them if challenged?
And what does that say about you?
Somewhere in Heaven
Michelangelo is body building
To see how many muscles
He could make visible
To correct his art style label
From Mannerism
To Realism
And somewhere in Heaven
Michelangelo is also drawing
And painting and sculpting
All his body building friends
Who look like men and women he drew
The likes of whom he never knew
If I had to guess
The professions of
Women for whom I’ve been
An interest in love
Seller of red flags
Would be my best
And most common
Guess
Women in this province
Tend to find me unattractive
With the ones that don’t
Tending to be unattractive
So what am I to do
Except pack up and move
A move for love
As well as lack thereof
Many women love
My erotic art, garments, and verse
Until they find out
Those works were mine
Because in their eyes and mind
My general unattractiveness
Converts those works’ sexiness
Into some perversion
Do female construction workers
Catcall guys?
Do gay construction workers
Catcall guys?
Do lesbian construction workers
Catcall women?
Do you think these questions
Are good conversation starters
With construction workers?
What about
Do feline construction workers
Mancall pussies?
If things got tense
I don’t fantasize about women I know
To keep my fantasies pure
So my fantasies won’t potentially
End up turning into yearning
For someone in my reality
I likely won’t be dating
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